A Pastey from ~ Morty
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Hello Dahlings!!
MortimerPoo....at your service.
Lots of stuff today to cover(sorry,no vacay photos) and I thought it would be pleasant to start off with a lovely tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YUMNDHO_E
While you enjoy the music,I would like to thank snot face Deb-O-Deb for wishing me a happy birthday and for calling me an ass.SightyKins;you certainly know a well dressed man when you see one.Thank you for the tip, but I ALWAYS wear a raincoat before chopping off a persons head.But thaaaaaanks!
BIG T.Y. out also to Brown Sugah for her birthday wishes to me.....I take it that was for all 3 birthdays I enjoy this month of March? Oh I'm sure you did mean it that way.
And I would like to take this opportunity to wish a delightful little curmudgeon,THE Arletta, a very fun filled birthday on Sunday.....March 1.That's the same day Chaucer was released by his captors;forgot all the details, but coincidental.He ,by the way, was the author of Canterbury Tails------a really filthy book.So huge high fives to him as well.
Daffy Danny thinks JMess is smart.
I am actually beginning to visualize Hilary Clinton when I see Daffy Danny's name.
Someone kill me.
Dave Schwontz has a new software launch!! It's called NO PACE! You know,the guy whose PR photo looks as if he were saying,"Well don't look at me." I wouldn't buy paper clips from him.
Speaking of clips:Here's a clip of me and Hack-A-Thack and Flat Liner ( child actors from NoAdvantge) at the poker club.They're always the suckers at the table, but they don't know it.
HA!
Anyhoo---- he we are discussing the virtues of women:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzz4QtbTu6M
And here's one from a few years ago;me breaking up with that social bar fly from NA,Tits.Notice at the start I was drawing up different kind of parting,but she made me so sick I had to cut it off right ricky-ticky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ440xOiyho
Well Stevie, Mr. BlackHeart....I'm not dead yet but well on the way.A murderer on death row gets a last meal request filled, but I can't even get a last membership before I die of radiation poisoning.I know I can be a divisive force at times as well as mildly incendiary, but the greats weren't great because they "gave 'em plastic".
I'm really feverish over tomorrows races, primarily over the returns of two huge faves:Went The Day Well and Matterhorn.CLYDEFORM!! gives both out as BEST BETS O' THE DAY.
NOT,"maybe" or "most likely" or "super filler" or "fourth most likely,IF"....but the very best bets o' the day.
Don't you get shut out,Racing Fans.
Oh, here's a nice video of me extolling the musical virtues of Phil Collins while directing AbbeyGail and TaylorMarie in a Grifter love scene.Scam Artists make such awful celluloid targets.Although,TaylorMarie kind of moves nicely....don't ya thank? By the way guys.....they gave head.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUQ2bV--0A
Oh my,look at that time....tsk tsk tsk.
I must zoom;the Ravena Head Shop,The Stinkerbox,is having a donation day.I'm trying to become their largest donor....=;>
One final clip.
Here's me popping a radiation pill before visiting that nauseating Partridge Family.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRBI1VSO7hc
kiss-kiss!!