From - Mortimer
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What a colossal welcome back party for me....Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.
I am beautiful.
Deborah,you are so right.Arletta has a birthday on Sunday ,March 1.I did notice the throbbing heart you have on for her.Fine choice, by the way....I just didn't know you two were----SAY! How's goes it with the snow up there!?
And thank YEW so much,Mr. Old Wuffie.....to Sighty as well.She may like to know my muscles are getting REALLY big!
HUGE.
I had to add mirrors to the adjoining wall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-X_M1oXXKY
I was happened to be at my local underground major poker game last night.They all fear me.I sat at a table about 15 minutes before rip off.Just so I happened I had new business cards made up and snapped one down,smartly----mind you, on the table.Mouths gaped as they gawked at my quarter inch raised letters in-----in Heroin Purple.It titles me as "Poker Whale"....and has a 4 color photo of Moby Dick eating Ahab.The background to my card is the whitest shade of pale.
But then the silence was broken by Three Fingered Sandusky Paul.I didn't notice him sit down.I hate his guts.He produced from his suit coat-----his new biz card.
It was solid gold.
I really,really hate him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk
Everything on it was etched in Old English style.It was making me retch....I turned it over.
Oh my God.
It's a hologram of him fucl<ing Stephanie Carter.His co.ck was ENORMOUS.
=:/
I almost lost it. My eye balls went directly to my nose and my lips pursed in a pinch face rage....but I caught myself in time;then I just smiled and said: 'Yes,very nice. Very nice."
Then I excused myself,went outside and keyed Sandusky Paul's car.
It looked like a road map after I finished.
I sent him an invitation for a private dinner at my place.Told him Huey Newton would be there.Also mentioned we might play cards and that if we do ;I hope he keeps his head in the game.
I can't wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V41bEZPo-J4