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Originally Posted by satan's twin

An Israeli doctor said at a medical conference, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it into another and have him looking for work in six weeks!"

A german doctor stood up and said,"Well, medicine in my country is som advanced, we can take a lung out of one person and put it into another and have him looking for work in 4 weeks."

A Russian doctor got up and said "My country is even more advanced; we can remove half a heart from one person, put it into another and have them both looking for work in just 2 weeks!"

Not to be outdone, the American doctor stood up and adressed the conference, "Well", he said, "My country is so far advanced that we can take an ******* out of Chicago, put it in the White House and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours!"