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Old 05-26-2015, 08:01 PM
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From Morty




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpNaFiwTfAY


And there was that time I called the Padlock,"The Smart Threads."

In the time of now,we see more of:


"YAH-HOO-HOO!!!! More trainer threads from 40 years ago----PLEASE!!"


And back and forth like:


"Blub blub mug poo."

"DAH!! farbins nerz bor duk!!"

"No....blub blub BORF querze norfshun!!"

"BLAFKORDISH!! MAUWTHUTZ!! blub blub norts baffint jerp PIKWATZ!!"



What a friggin' kumquaty mess.




You know,Morty Fans....there are several hit teams trying to sniff me out as I type; so they may snuff me out.One of them is getting close and,I have this recurring dream. A dream where the team that is close is made up of crack Navy OTTER's and Army STRANGERS.Due to a regimen of rote,they are really,really good at their physical mechanics.....but are incredibly stupid.In the dream, as I get in my car and sit down....a sniper named Diaper plugs me right between the eyes.Then, having planted a remote controlled bomb in my car....they hit the button and BOOM!!


They figure this way....no one will know I was killed by a bullet.

Now that is stupid.

The team, I'm sure, is code named: Nick's Kumquats.



New Hunt&Kill:


El Edgah

Don Speedo

Rock Tard



Rock Tard can't wait for "Bobby" to hoist that trophy.The only thing I want to see baffert hoist after the Belmont is a big ol' cup of his own medicine.But that's hoping for too much.
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