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Old 05-07-2015, 02:46 PM
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For us weirdo's ~ From Morty



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Thank goodness it's over.

What a mess.




This whole thing is pretty doggone zippy.Pick and choose as you wish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDJ9ZvXKEaE



If one argues post race horsey opinions on message boards ,one is a carp.

Whales ,or even sharks, never argue post race opinions on horsey message boards.

Carps and crayfish argue.


Only a certain person would say, in response to being informed of impending Grandmotherhood ...................."Oh crap."


It should test our imagination regarding other retorts:


"Aw fer fucl< sakes."

"eauxh mine GOT! That is awful!"

"This is an outrage!!!"

"who is baffert!!??"


And yer what not.



I would really,really be disappointed if Materiality is good to run but isn't sent to the Preakness.This fine horsey writer( I didn't write about him in detail before, so I have no link to what I didn't write about him)is still very high on this fine animal.Along with the first three finishers in the K-Derby,the Preakness would be a to die for watch.


My Doc is in love with me....no question.She cares not that I am radioactive.She only wants my jungle offerings.Or it may be the Hershey bars.I never thought Hershey bars such an aphrodisiac,but boy are they.Bathe in Tibetan Musk oil, bring oodles of Hershey bars----fah-get it.It don't get no easier.I expect the Starship will be undergoing some surgical procedures here in the near term,but I think she will come out of it all in A#1 shape.Has PayBob finished that 7 furlonger?It seems as though he should have crossed the finish line by about Tuesday morning.Just wondering.


I wanted to bring this one back,but only because I'd like you to take a listen at the 15 second mark.Doesn't Joe Cocker( why wasn't there a Sally Twatter??)look like a dead body freshly brought back to life?? I find it HIGHLY amusing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RavIqRBe_L0




Friends,are dead people calling you?There is help available.It's called phone block.Never be bothered by a prankster dead person again.

You still watching the Twatter....whoa!....I mean Cocker clip? .I think I also spot several others who were reanimated;mainly in the audience.That one nutty female back up singer bugs me.


There should be blogs for girls called Titter.

snarf!

Oh boy.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehwSEVbBZl4



Huge tip here: Watering one's pud with Big Springs,MO. mineral water and rubbing it down with Muscle Shoals mud.....AND zapping it with a constant ,carefully measured does of radiation will produce a prodigious woody.It would embarrass even Golden Missile.


The "herding" tendency here at NT is really getting carried away.

Who's in your herd?

Know what ahm thayin'?




I'm weird,aye? Now, this has been covered before by me.The admission;I do make.But, again....this is good.This is because the world population is made up of a large preponderance of the non-weird.My conclusion is the same,hasn't changed.I think your weird.See? It's all relative.I am in a very special group of bipeds called"Left of Pisces." We are special creatures and are not even in the same dimension as you non-weird.We flatten you with corollaries all the time and at our leisure.


I Wonder why I said that?

I know why.

Sorbet....anyone?





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3FH01FlWU
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