From Morty
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Another edition of the CLYDE&CLYDE fine program.
In Cleveland Sporty News....the Tribe----uh,the Tribe is playing a game that wasn't exactly in the mind of Abner Doubleday when he invented baseball.Early in the season as it is;anymore nonsense like today and the season will skip the big stage and go directly o NetFlix.
Down 2-0 in the sixth,the Indians score three to go ahead and then bring in what was thought to be the strength of team:The bullpen.
THE bullpen promptly gives up 3 runs in the 7th.
They couldn't wait an inning?
Anyways,the Indians bounce back to tie it with 2 in the eighth.
The guy sparking the offense was Jerry Sands.I've never HEARD of Jerry Sands! Is he the brother of Richard Sands from the Pledge of Allegiance?? The team is amazing in so many ways.But....the strength of the strength of the team,stopper Cody Allen, comes in the ninth and gives up 3 hits, 3 walks and 4 earned runs.
It's MILLER time!
Awful.
The Cavaliers will make the play offs and are getting ready by giving the bench more playing time.Actually,the real bench could do better.God help them if any starter goes down.
The Brownies are excited about Johnny Rotten having been sprung from the rehab center.
Doesn't that say enough about the team?
Ohio State....start the season already! PLEASE!!
Stay tuned,this thread may soon be for sale.
But I don't think even NoAdvantage would buy it.
But they do let Tits post over there.....so maybe they would!!
Remember Sporty Fans.....keep it real and give 'em steel.
And recalling the exploits of the Vikings Jim Marshall; we be roundin' second and headed home.