From MDF
===============================================
Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy will now host the fine CLYDE&CLYDE program.
Cavalier news: The team won't even sniff the Big Hamburger until The Turnover decides to stop;as well as deciding to try and shoot 60% from the foul line each and every game.He has reintroduced the "Watch me dribble and stop and look around and then shoot a clanger." fascinating play call.Plus....well ya know, Blatt is like having a coach on the bench.So valuable.Irving can be fun when he decides what position to play that particular night.Love is being used more like he is Mike rather than Kevin.
Brownie ...."news"----?: The team allayed its fears of losing their starting qb by signing one who looks to be a lot older than Hoyer.At the very least,he's not as good.This makes sense to the "thinkers" of the team. Play calls will be sent in by Haslam via a secure frequency.The smoke signals ploy has been dumped.Johnny Rotten is holed up in the drunk tank, but does send out selfies with his visitors such as Josh Gordon and Joe Namath.Namath is heard telling Rotten that he wants to kiss him.
Tribe news:The Indians never think they need to do much with the team in the off season.This is not a real big secret.
Not much to say,is it?
There you have it;all the latest doings on the Cleveland sporty front.But it beats reading the Tampa Bay Meet up thread.At least the Vegas Vet threads were awful.
|