From Morty
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Mr. Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy has been summoned to represent the CLYDEFORM!! most excellent analysis of the Louisiana Ragin'Cajun Derby:
(By the way, if you would like to directly communicate with Mr....oh never mind.)
1....STANFORD
They should not travel out of the PAC-10.
So no.
Crinkle....
trash can
2....MR. Z
Close,but missing the C.
Too bad.
Crinkle....
trash can
3....DEFONDO
This is a filthy Italian word and has no place in horsey racing.
Girls Roller Derby,yes.
Horsey racing,no.
Crinkle....
trash can
4....Huh?
Oh just forget it.
Crinkle....
trash can
5....A PLAY WITH A PAIR-A-DICE
Box cars.
Blech.
Crinkle....
trash can
6....WAR STORY
KEEPAH!!
7....KEEN ICE
KEEPAH!
8....ST. JOE BOY
John Boy worshiped him.
Reason enough.
Crinkle....
trash can
9....MR. MORTIM----UPS!!.....I mean,INTERNATIONAL STAR
KEEPAH-KEEPAH!!
1....INTERNATIONAL STAR
2....KEEN ICE
3....WAR STORY