teacher tells her class that human beings are the only 'animals' that stutter. a young girl raises her hand and says no, she had a kitten that stuttered. you did? the teacher asked.
'yes. one day me and the kitten were in the backyard. the neighbors rottweiler jumped the fence and came after the kitten. kitty humped up and said sss.ssss.sss...but before it could say 'sh!t' the dog had her'!!
the teacher had to leave the room.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all.
Abraham Lincoln
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