I will update contest later tonight. In the meantime, here is Morty's fine Derby selections:
This is updated,but I'd still want it recognized that I did not like the Big Bunny.Thank you.
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CLYDEFORM!! presents.....
Fine Horsey Analysis for the CURRENT RUNNING of the KENTUCKY 20 HORSEY
SQUAMISH!!
Come, let us go do this thing:
1. Vicar's In Trouble
Was there ever a bettah named horsey?
I think not.
I don't mean the horse "not".
I mean there was not a bettah named horsey.
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2. Harry's Holiday
He will like this gate as he likes to run like the dickens.
Think "dyslexic" finish here.
No way.
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3. Clunkle Sigh
blech!!
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4. Danza
I think he won a Tony.
Very nice horsey.
nnnnnyyyyyooooow!!
thud
5. California Aluminum
eauxh!!.....He is sssso bee-yoo-deeful!!!!
so pretty !
Give me a stinking break already;he's a Maggie horsey.
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
6. The Rat
vomit
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7. We Miss 19th Place
But it will be close
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8. General A Rod
I really like this fine animal.
Just like 4 others an itty bitty bettah.
Hate to do it, but....
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9. Vinceremos
What his last race showed is that he is not a poly horsey....and that's
all.Those looking for that unlikely horsey that hits the super every year are
looking at Commanding Curve-----and he's the wrong one.
He has the style;he has the smile( as a result of his wonderful assistance given
to those less fortunate).
KEEPAH!!
10. Wildcat Red
DEWD!!!!
KEEPAH!!
11. The Big Bunny
A Baffert animal.
I am ,however, very happy Baffert did not murder him.
**** Baffert.....not the horsey.
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12. Dance With Fate
=:>
KEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!!!!
13. Chitu
Another .....youknowwho.
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14. PebbleCount
No poly;no runny
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15. Tapiture
Once my fave.
But he hosed me last time out,but good.
It's the way I am.
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16. Intense Holiday
BABY!!
KEEPAH!!
17. Commanding Curve
I also really like this horsey and it's hard not to keep him.He reminds of
Deb-O-Deb's tsssssssssss! body.
But I must apply my handicapping skills and say.....
5th place.
18. Candy Boy
snarf!!
What a friggin' sissy.
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19. Ride On Curlin
Still only 10 cents.
What a bargain.
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20. Picked Wrong
For those he did.
....uh,no....
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21....Pablo Full Monte
yay
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1....DANCE WITH FATE
2....INTENSE HOLIDAY
3....WILDCAT RED
4....VENCEREMOS
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