no offense Nick
An engaged couple die & arrive in Heaven where they ask St Peter if can they still marry in Heaven. St Peter said he was not sure so would have to get back to them & 3 years later he returned saying ‘Yes they could’ & they were married.
It wasn’t long before they realised that they were not made for each other so they asked if there was such a thing as Divorce in Heaven?
St Peter replied:-
‘Listen it took me 3 years to find a Priest here, how long do you think it will take me to find a Lawyer?’