The Very Fine ClydeVivor Analysis of the Holy Cow Stakes:
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For yer handicapping pleasure....the VERY fine analysis of the Holly Cow
Steaks!:
This will be good,but not for vegetarians.
Here ya go.
1....FROSTED TIP
Oh boy.
Really ridiculous as frosted tips are for selfies and should NEVER be raced.
....uh,no....
Crinkle....
trash can.
2....QUEEN ICE
Ice Queens never win.
Crinkle....
trash can.
3....LOW MOON CIDER
This is a special autumn evening beverage.
It has no busyness in a non autumn place.....in the afternoon.....in January.
So no.
Crinkle....
trash can.
4....BLUE GRASS SINGER
Funny how a few letters make all the difference.
If this were Blues Singer, why----he'd be an auto keepah-keepah.
Ever hear Bluegrass songs?
BLECH!!!!
nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyooooooooooooooooooow!!!!
thud
5....JUAN&BINA ( IN A BOB&JOHN SUIT)
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!
6....FIRST DOWN
Last in.
Crinkle....
trash can
7....FRAMMENTO
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!
KEEPAH!
8....UPSKIRT
whoa!!!!
tsssssssssssssss!!
UPS!....I mean ----
Crinkle....
trash can.
9....DON THE HAND GRENADE
Pull pin....throw....pffffft.
Crinkle....
trash can.
9....DECISION DAY
I have decided----
Crinkle....
trash can
Number 7,FRAMMENTO to win.
By the by....this is an awful race;didn't have much to work with here.
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