old man and his old lady are sitting on the porch, rocking in their rocking chairs. suddenly, the old lady reaches over and knocks the old man so hard, he falls on the porch.
'what the hell was that for?'. '50 years of bad sex' she replies.
a few minutes later, he reaches over and knocks her so hard, she falls on the porch.
'now, what was that for' she says. he replies 'for knowing the difference!'
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Abraham Lincoln
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