From ~ Morty
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Just became a part owner with my partner for the exclusive distribution of Pez for the state of New Hampshireshore.
Really pumped!
Cheers,
Lease A Mower Otis
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We also just bought part of the ice maker in the Mickey D's out in Billings ,Montana.
LAMO
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Just horsing around here,friends.
=:>
THE fine analysis of THE SANTA ANITA HANDYBOB!!
But bob ain't got no horsey's entered! S.B. and Moreno are VERY happy!!
(He knows they're on to him.)
1....MOS' HONO'BURR SO'DFISHY
Excuse me while I throw out all my Confucius Say books.
and now....
mos' hono'burr crinkle....
trash can
2....DIAMOND BACHELOR
Never heard of 'im.
Crinkle....
trash can
3....SR. QUISQUEYANODOODAH
Oh my God.
Crinkle....
trash can
4....DYNAMIC SKY
A MUST INCLUDE in yer 5 picks.
keepah
5....SHARED BELIEF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBrb0jIR2_8
GIDDYUP WID DAT HAWSEY!
KEEAHKEEPAHKEEPAHKEEPAH!!!!
6....LESSRENO
More cow bell.
A mild keepah.
7....PSYCHOTICANDLOUD
nnnnnnnnnnnnnno
Crinkle....
trash can
8....YOUKNOWIKNOWANDITWILLCOSTYOU500BIGONESSOKNOWO NEELSEWILLKNOW
Boy do I hate this horsey.
BLECH!
Crinkle....
trash can
9....CRIMSON GIANT
Only a dwarf could like this name.
Crinkle....
trash can
10....AT YOUR LEISURE
What? Lease a Mower doesn't own a piece?
Startling.
whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! !!
11....ALUMINUMZO
The cheating coward cousin of Califronia Aluminum.
=:/
Crinkle....
trash can
12....TAKE A HIKE
yay
Crinkle....
trash can
13....HARD ACES
Should it not be HARD EIGHT?
Is someone confusing poker with dice?
VICTOR!!
That dog don't hunt!!
Crinkle....
trash can
1....SHARD BELIEF
2....DYNAMIC SKY
3....MORENO