Dear Clyde,
I would like my $25,000 in pennies, rolled and neatly stacked. You may not die until payment is received.
I also will not allow your body to hang rotting in my beautiful Snowy Woods. I will however have you stuffed and mounted (not in a sexual way
) and place you outside my cabin to frighten away the IRS when they come for my pennies.
And Happy Birthday!!!!