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Originally Posted by hi_im_god
A traveling salesman arrives at a farmhouse and asks to spend the night.
The farmer agrees but on one condition. "We don't have any extra rooms so you'll have to sleep with my son."
The salesman says, "hold on a minute...I think I'm in the wrong joke."
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Eww, little "g", you can do better than that!
Did you ever resond to these questions that the kids asked you?
Children's Letters to God
Dear GOD,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-Nan
Dear GOD,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had
everything.
-Jane
Dear GOD,
In school they told us what You do.
Who does it when You are on vacation?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
-Lucy
Dear GOD,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling
words
in the house?
-Anita
Dear GOD,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an
accident?
-Norma
Dear GOD,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why
don't
You just keep the ones You have now?
-Jane
Dear GOD,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that
okay?
-Neil
Dear GOD,
Did you really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because
if
you did, then I'm going to fix my brother!
-Darla
Dear GOD,
Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-Joyce
Dear GOD,
It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some
things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope
You
will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (But I am not going to tell
you who I am)
Dear GOD,
Why is Sunday school on Sunday?
I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
-Tom L.
Dear GOD,
Please send me a pony.
I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
-Bruce
Dear GOD,
If You give me a genie lamp like Aladdin, I will give you anything
you want except my money or my chess set.
-Raphael
Dear GOD,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha.
-Danny
Dear GOD,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had
their own rooms. It works with my brother.
-Larry
Dear GOD,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much
hair all over.
-Sam
Dear GOD,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
-Ruth M.
Dear GOD,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole
world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do
it.
-Nan
Dear GOD,
If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
-Mickey D.
Dear GOD,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Love, Chris
Dear GOD,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did
it.
So I bet he stoled your idea.
Sincerely, Donna