You have a 1 in 9 chance of being a victim of violent crime here:
http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/il/.../halsted-77th/
so if you, by chance, happen to find your self here, do what GB Bob does - give up your gun (why would anyone need to defend themselves in utopia? - Crazy Talk!) and rely solely upon the kindness and compassion of the upstanding neighbors which inhabit this pillar of social community, for they will do nothing but welcome you with open arms and encourage you to consider joining them.