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Originally Posted by Seattleallstar
go to myspace and look at my newest comment...I knew that was coming
gotta drive
gotta move out
be independent
stop gambling
and i get the girl..seems simple right?
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That will help you get a girl, but not THE girl you have been obsessed with for so long.
Vegas morning line odds on those things:
learning to drive- 25-1, mass transit and family's unceasing coddling have rendered it not important.
gotta move out- 10,000-1, free food, free shelter, free everything have rendered all money to be used on food and gambling or playstations. Having never had a bill addressed to you in your life, long odds reflect chances you would know how to pay one, and even longer that you actually would pay one.
be independent- 15,000-1 (see comments on previous two props, combine them)
stop gambling- 100,000-1 playing online poker and betting in TVG account on races with no pp's to even look at don't bring hope to stop.
get the girl- 1,000,000,000,000-1 Must beat odds on the above props and then actually get her to love you. May as well chase Pamela Anderson, you'd have a better shot.