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THE GOLF BALL AND THE SAND WEDGE
>
> A woman takes a lover home during the day while her
> husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home
> unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom closet.
> Then the woman's husband also comes home.
> She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the
> little boy is in there already.
>
>
> The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
>
>
> The man says, 'Yes, it is.'
>
>
> Boy - 'I have a golf ball.'
>
>
> Man - 'That's nice.'
>
>
> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
>
>
> Man - 'No, thanks.'
>
>
> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
>
>
> Man - 'OK, how much?'
>
>
> Boy - '$250'
>
> A few weeks later, it happens again that the boy
> and the lover are in the closet together.
>
>
> Boy - 'Dark in here.'
>
>
> Man - 'Yes, it is.'
>
>
> Boy - 'I have sand wedge.'
>
>
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?'
>
> Boy - '$750'
>
> Man - 'Sold..'



> A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy,
> 'Grab your sand wedge and golf ball, let's go outside
> and have some short game practice. The boy says,
> 'I can't, I sold my ball and sand wedge dad.'
>
>
> The father says, 'What?! How much did you sell them for?'
>
>
> Boy - '$1,000.'
>
> The father says, 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends
> like that. That is far more than those two things cost.
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.'
>
>
> They go to the church and the father makes the little
> boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
>
>
> The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
> The priest says, 'Don't start that **** with me again.
> You're in my closet now!'