In researching solutions to our new shelter dog's excessive gassiness, my husband came across this gem on FML:
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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML
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http://www.fmylife.com/animals/8202300
I'm still laughing.