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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Men and Women - Differences
While eating out and the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20 even though the bill is only $22.50. None will have anything smaller, and none will admit they want change back. When girls get the bill out come the calculators.
With money a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 dollar item she doesn't want.
In a bathroom a man has 6 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these Items.
In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beggining of a new argument.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking men kick cats.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A husband doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, and read a book. A man will get dressed up for weddings and funerals.
A succsessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Well, I would place my mathematical and analytical skills above most people, including men, so I never have to pull out the calculator to do simple computations. I have received above a 100 average in every one of my mathematical courses in college so far
. However, I still have to take Stat and Cal. What fun
I never buy anything that I don't A) extremely desire or B) need.
The third one is true for me. I am a pretty girl in ever sense of the word. I like to look good and dress up. However, I also like to get down and dirty with the horses. I do it well both ways.
Not true for me although I always have the last and final word when I know that I am right (as have facts). Most people normally give up when arguing with me when I know that I am right because I don't back down. However, I do usually realize when I am not right and will change my opinion or back down accordingly and apologetically.
I have a cat, and I love him dearly.
Not true. The only thing that I need a man for is sex, and to give me children. Other than that, I don’t depend on a man for anything and I never will. That is a lesson I learned early in life. I am worried about my career, but not my future with a man.
I only get dressed up when I go out in the evenings to party. I wear baggy pants and T-shirts and a hat to college. I dress in old clothes to go to the barn. I dress down way more than I dress up.
I will probably make more money than my future husband (if I’m crazy enough to ever have one). Nah, I am crazy enough. I like being with a man. It would be a plus if he made more money than me because I plan on making six figures, and it would be nice to have enough money to own racehorses. Oh yes, and the man that I do marry has to love horses and racehorses as much as I do. Well, that eliminates most of the men on this earth right then and there. LOL.