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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Men and Women - Differences
While eating out and the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20 even though the bill is only $22.50. None will have anything smaller, and none will admit they want change back. When girls get the bill out come the calculators.
With money a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 dollar item she doesn't want.
In a bathroom a man has 6 items. A toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from Holiday Inn. A women has on average 337 items in her bathroom. A man would not be able to identify most of these Items.
In arguments a woman has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the beggining of a new argument.
Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking men kick cats.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A husband doesn't worry about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, and read a book. A man will get dressed up for weddings and funerals.
A succsessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Oh wayne you have clearly never met me....
I can do the math for a bill in my head...but usually just insist on paying for the whole meal.
I will spend any amount for an item that I need and nothing for stuff that I don't.
there are certain members here who can attest to the fact that my bathroom only contains the absolute essentials.
OK the argument thing is totally true...
I hate cats...totally and completely hate cats. I can't stress this enough, I don't like cats.
I worry what the future might be like if I am stupid enough to get married. And I worry for the dumb ass who would be stupid enough to ask me.
No chance of me dressing in anything other than barn clothes without good reason. And there are few good reasons.
I would never spend another person's money...and I hate other women who do...