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Old 12-19-2012, 06:31 PM
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Default Catholic coffee morning in Rome

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.


The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest. When he walks into
a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps,

"My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man says very proudly,

"My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"


She proudly replies,

"I have a daughter,

SLIM

TALL

38D BREASTS

24"WAIST and

36"HIPS.



catholic coffee break.jpg


When she walks into a room, people say,



"Jesus Christ !".
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