And The Egyptian will order a Crack Crack inspection Team to inspect the Washington Monument.They will discover deep and dangerous internal cracks and recommend immediate razing.

It shall be razed, and in its place....The Washington Pyramid shall be built.


Obama will be there for its coronation, dressed as Pharaoh.



Inside , there will be a maze of slot machines to serve as The United State's Cash Cow.

Riot will then suck his pud....orgasmic as she swallows his pride, thinking she will become an Egyptian.Her lack in understanding the human anatomy will betray her.