With all this talk about "draining the swamp", I decided to take a walk to have a look for myself. What do I discover but a little green guy named Kermit, totally despondent about the prospect of losing his home. At least Joda was there trying to console him.
Well, Kermie and I got talkin' about blondes we've been around and he told me the tale of where his departed "love interest" had fled to.
Seems she went to Florida and has recently been seen with a guy that's had a "thing" for blondes for a while. He asked me if I remembered what happened to the beautiful Nicole. Then the tears welled up in the little green guy's eyes. Very sad.
They've been spotted sipping mamosas from the same glass at a posh golf course near Miami. His hand even seemed to be probing beneath her designer gown. Oh my!
If you haven't figured by now, I'll pass this on...
Yup! OJ Simpson and Miss Piggy.
It's looking like this "glove" will fit and there won't be an acquit.
Be careful Miss P! This guy could be dangerous.
pass the orange juice.
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