Not that I need to explain, but...

I have a niece and she actually helped set it up for me. Thought we could bond over it or something.

We call myspace "The Devil" and since she's 12, we (mainly me) monitor her actions on it very carefully. We watch Dateline, after all...

And I am by far not alone in the "over 30ers" who have myspaces. If you don't know, I think it'd shock you. And at least I recognize it; I give myself props for that.