Well you certainly are a blowhard.


Anyways, your "wife."

Why?

I think we can rule out "trophy husband" like right ricky ticky.



Not enough detail, but she does seem to have a strokable dupa...not bad from what I can tell.Still....why?

Money?

You don't look nor sound the type.

"Size matters"....is that why she is rubbing your two bagger belly for luck? When will she start catching on?





I still think she's trying to push it back in.Does it make a meep-bwoooooow sound when she does that?