So ... Fox News just televised a live suicide
There was a car chase this afternoon. Fox News was televising it. Suspect got out of car and shot himself in head.
Now Fox News is very sorry to their viewing audience, especially the kids, that they televised that live suicide - they couldn't have anticipated how a televising a fun live car chase could possibly have gone bad.
Shep Smith - you're a good guy, highly qualified. When are you going to start working for a real television station?
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