Clyde's Travesty-
Good Afternoon Knowledgeable Horsey Racing Fans as well as Made Members of What Once Was - ALAN'S - Room.
Today I will provide you with free A#1 racing analysis for that huge,prestigious race;The Travesty.
And boy is it.
Sorry, no almost nude hot griddle sizzlers will present the cards.
That's because the last 4 to do this thing were Made Members...and they WERE nude!
Got me in a lot of trouble.
Female Made Members have absolutely no modesty.
Let us now go do this thing.
THE MANYETH RUNNING OF THE TRAVESTY HORSEY RACE
1. SpeightsCity
OutOfTheMoneysVille.
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2. Five Sixteen
Obviously well versed in numerology.
Now, if we add 5 plus one we get 6 and add another 6 we get 12.
1 plus 2=3.
That's show.
Hes' not really that well versed....therefore:
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3. Wilson Pickett.
Good guy, but I think he's dead.
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4. Stealcase
Now this....this is a horsey.
Which is a great leg up.
Late bloomer.....right time----right horse.
KEEPAH!!
5. Street Life
When was the last time a street horse won a dirt race?
This is so key.
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6. Alfalfa
Feldsparologist in a horsey suit.
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7. Atigun
Still a dental adhesive.
Think Teeth of the Dog here.
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8. Nipple n' Nipple
Gosh I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly.
SightyPoo....oh never mind.
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9. Liaison
who is baffert!! .....'s wife told him if this horsey doesn't win she is going to throw the world's biggest hissy-witch fit ever shown on the big screen.
I'm excited.
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10. Yesnios
Glad to see the name change.....makes all the difference.
keepah
11. Gassed Malcolm
I believe he has what it takes for 3rd place.
1........HANSEN
1A......SteelCase
2........YESNIOS
3........GASSED MALCOLM
Arletta Baby....Mom has bagged me.I'm all yours.
(STOP THAT HISSING!!)
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