I have received my instructions and I will follow them just to shut him-I mean make him happy.
Thu, Aug 02, 2012 04:31 PM
Ah legally, though only momentarily, take over this thread in pursuit of brangin' criminals ta justice. Mah name is Lt. Greenwoood, Boomont P'lice Dept.Got me a warrant for a Miss A. Woodshed who may well also be harborin' another criminal bah the name a Justonius . Both these should be considered ta be armed an' dang'rous.We believe they may be hangin' out here.Do not trah ta ape-ree-hand these dang;rous sadwanders yerself.If yew know their where'bouts, pm me.Ah been trackin' Miss Barnsad fer about 4 years now and would love ta stick her as.s in the hoosgow.
Thank yew.
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Good Grief.
I'm frightened.
Deb-O-Deb....hold me!!
Thank you so much.I feel safe now. Also love feeling your boo bees squeeze into my chest.
Alrighty then!
Lt. Greenwood will love this.
THE WEST VIRGINNY REALLY,REALLY BIG DEAL BELLY RUBBIN' KINTUCKY DERBY!!
YAY!
1....MACHO COW
Well he did win the Mountaineer 500.
Why is there not an East Virginny?
Just thayin'.
So anyways....
crinkle...
trash can
2....ZERO OF ORDER
Is here only to watch the Dance of the Virgins after the race...should they find any to dance.
crinkle...
trash can
3....ZE CAMELSPOT
Unshore as to origin.French? Iraqi?
Does it really matter?
Ah don't thank so.
crinkle...
trash can
4....MACHO MACHO
crinkle crinkle...
trash can trash can
5....MORGAN'S GUERRILLA
Could this be Morgan David?
Do you know how to make Morgan David wine?
Slap him.
ha-ha!!..ssssso funny! Get it? wine-whine?
Oh never mind.
CRINK-EL!...
trash can
6....CALLED A NERD
Good deal.
nyyyoooooow!!
thud
7.....LE BERNARDIN
Sounds like a woman's hot lingerie.
Toe bed zees es hawsey rec-ing....although I am now experiencing woody growth.I am very impressionable. Ah wonder if The Debber could tell us what she is wearing down under?
Like she will.
She won't.
Honula will though!!
She has absolutely no pride....that's why I like the little first degree griddle sizzler!
I forgot what I was talking about.
Fucl<age.
8....DRUNKEN GUTLESS SLOB
He lives in his own world of fantasy.
Oh , I do too....but at least I'm not a drunk.
crinkle...
trash can
9....YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEPAHKEEPAH!!KEEPAH!KEEPAH!KEEPAHKEEPAH!!KEEPAH!K EEPAH!
Make him look like a Zebrah!!
10....Grant's Pen
Out of ink,paint his tail pink.
But this is West Virginny,paint his pud All The Way Grey....it's Purpley Sky's and Rainbows City.
whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
The chicken dinnah winnah is....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
I choose all of Arletta's picks for the erotics.
WHOA!
I mean exotics.
For purposes of safety....I also will use SightyPooKins' Steive Outs.
Perhaps she will do a dupa rub dance with her BWR.
And perhaps not.
Any similarity between my Imaginary Friends and My Miss Cardvark Bait's Imaginary Horsey Picks is embarrassing.....I mean merely a coincidence.
I do not know how to stop this.
Perhaps if Danny stopped yakking.
Maybe AllButtons will dart her.
And a certain "spiritual philanthropist" hasn't updated the score in the Aurora ,Colorado thread.
THE END
( stop that applauding!! )