Here is a sampling of my recent facebook posts ... I've graduated from posting fast-food reviews to now posting snippits of the few memorable conversations I've had recently.
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"France sounds nice. I'd like to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower. See Notre Dame Cathedral, the Arc de Triomphe and Napoleon's Tomb. Take strolls on the Left Bank and dine on the Champs Elysees"
To which I replied Left Bank was a great performer when he was right. Champs Elysees, sh!t, Hasili was a great broodmare. Yeah, I'd like to see an Arc anyway, great race.
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Me: "This is the worst investment idea I've heard since the last time my brother Dave proposed we go in together on an MMA themed bar with an octogon cage inside of it. Even the Nigerian Scammers would think this is bullshit!"
Pitch man: "So you even think your own brother wants to rip you off?" Me: "No, just get me sued into oblivian"
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McCutchen's batting avg up to .372
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It's annoying when dudes hold the door open for you and look like they expect to be thanked. Unless you're a hot chick with big tits, fucl< off with the door-holding.
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