Hey rup, old lawyer joke..
What do you call 100 lawyers holding hands underwater?
A good start... 
P.S. my granddaughter is a young lawyer...
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938)
When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets.
Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit
they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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