Two good ol' boys in a Kentucky trailer park were sitting around
talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at their local
Toyota plant.
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to
your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and
she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he
says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938)
When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets.
Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit
they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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