you know you have moved to the country when:
1.) you get more AM stations than FM stations
and
2.) You are at work and as you pass by a co-worker and ask him what he is doing, you discover he is putting out ....and I sh*t you not people...boxes of christmas lights in the shape of
shotgun shells. I was just about to make a smart ass joke about them when I noticed the look on the guys face and he was clearly thinking "Boy.....I sure can't wait to hang these babies up around the trailer"
