I was trolling a table full of Patriots fans sitting at the table below us.
Took me a quarter to get boozed up enough.
Started off by kept yelling sh!t like "throw it to Ochocinco!" everytime Brady dropped back to pass. And -- "what the fucl< was Brady doing?! Chad was wide open!"
After about 12 straight times of doing this -- the table of Pats fans yells up "He's not even in the game, you idiot!"
It only got a lot better from there. By the end of the final drive I had that whole table yelling obscenities at me and just about ready to lynch me.
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