Mitt Romney gets Secret Service protection
Which means that Mitt Romney gets a Secret Service code name:
President Kennedy: Lancer
Mrs. Kennedy: Lace
President Reagan: Rawhide
Mrs. Reagan: Rainbow
President George W. Bush: Tumbler
Mrs. Bush: Tempo
President Obama: Renegade
Mrs. Obama: Renaissance
But of course, the Twitterverse does better #RomneyCodeNames
The-guy-who-lost-to-Obama
The Dog Abuser
Who Gives a Mitt
Foxtrots With Wolves
Flipper
Ice Ice Romney
The Book of Moron
Bainwashed
The Mormonator
Stormin' Mormon
Not Newt
Pink Slip
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts
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