[Riot]

Finally! The completely non-binding, means nothing for convention delegates, hasn't-picked-the-president-since-the-last-century Iowa "Campaign for the Crazy" has arrived.

Four want to bomb Iraq as soon as they take the White House. One says that's crazy. Two are birthers. All are against a woman's right to choose. Four are against gay rights. Three say they've been chosen by a decidedly Christian God to run for President (two are gonna be pretty disappointed in her tomorrow night). All have "tax plans" that will raise your taxes markedly, but cut taxes on the wealthy. All want to take away your kids Medicare.

Choose your poison!

Edit: Ack, forgot Newt. Well, he can be "Srsly?"