The 5 things one would find in Arletta's room:
5....The book, The Proper Way to Walk in High Heels
4....3 sets of crutches, a walker and copious ankle fracture support clamps
3....A trash can with 28 pairs of broken high heels
2....A "we're dropping you" letter from her medical insurance company
1....An ice box containing sorbet and the head of Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy with a salmon patty stuck in his mouth
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