My little brother -- 'Billy The Kid Chenz' will be spending tonight in jail -- they got him on a parole violation. He failed a drug test he was certain he would cheat.
I believe his words: "only a reeeetard can not pass a drug test" I advised him not to play with fire ... as he is as prime a candidate to get ass-raped as anyone who has ever stepped foot in a jail cell. Skinny, pretty, and blonde.
He leaves behind a tight-ass (literally! though her @sshole is probably quite loose) girlfriend
Who ironically was a cop earlier in the week for Halloween
Tough beat --- going from nailing that chick in the ass to becoming a cock-sucking prison bitch and getting your own ass ripped to shreds.