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1. What are the colors of our flag? RED/WHITE/BLUE
2. How many stars are there in our flag? 50
3. What color are the stars on our flag? White
4. What do the stars on the flag mean? Rep states
5. How many stripes are there in the flag? 13
6. What color are the stripes? Red/White
7. What do the stripes on the flag mean? 13 org colonies
8. How many states are there in the Union? 50
9. What is the 4th of July? fireworks day and day declaration of indy signed
10. What is the date of Independence Day? July 4
11. Independence from whom? The British Empire
12. What country did we fight during the Revolutionary War? England
13. Who was the first President of the United States? G Wshington
14. Who is the President of the United States today? Not G Washington
15. Who is the vice-president of the United States today? A dolt
16. Who elects the President of the United States? morons
17. Who becomes President of the United States if the President should die? wishful thinking? The dolt.
18. For how long do we elect the President? Seems like too long
19. What is the Constitution? Something that a lot of people talk about but few understand
20. Can the Constitution be changed? Sure, it is changed on MSNBC all the time
21. What do we call a change to the Constitution? a bad idea?
22. How many changes or amendments are there to the Constitution? A lot
23. How many branches are there in our government? three
24. What are the three branches of our government? dopey/sleepy/dummy
25. What is the legislative branch of our government? a bunch of corrupt lawyers
26. Who makes the laws in the United States? idiots
27. What is the Congress? a bunch of idiots
28. What are the duties of Congress? screw up the country
29. Who elects the Congress? same morons who elect the President
30. How many senators are there in Congress? too many
31. Can you name the two senators from your state? numbskull and jerk off
32. For how long do we elect each senator? too long
33. How many representatives are there in Congress? too many
34. For how long do we elect the representatives? too long
35. What is the executive branch of our government? a joke?
36. What is the judiciary branch of our government? the people who have to sort out the other branch's messes
37. What are the duties of the Supreme Court? wear cool robes and make up stuff
38. What is the supreme court law of the United States? the final say unless you dont like it then you ignore it
39. What is the Bill of Rights? trampled on
40. What is the capital of your state? A pit called Trenton
41. Who is the current governor of your state? A fat slob called Chris
42. Who becomes President of the United States if the President and the vice-president should die? Who cares. it will be an improvement
43. Who is the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court? Some shady looking dude
44. Can you name thirteen original states? MA, VT, ME, RI, NJ, PA, VA, MD, CT, NC, DE, SC, GA
45. Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death."? Sarah Palin
46. Which countries were our enemies during World War II? Germany, Italy, Japan
47. What are the 49th and 50th states of the Union? Alaska and Hawaii
48. How many terms can the President serve? 2
49. Who was Martin Luther King, Jr.? Some brother that got shot for speaking out too much
50. Who is the head of your local government? Some dope
51. According to the Constitution, a person must meet certain requirements in order to be eligible to become President. Name one of these requirements. Be beholden to special interests
52. Why are there 100 Senators in the Senate? Good question
53. Who selects the Supreme Court justice? The Prez
54. How many Supreme Court justice are there? too many liberal ones
55. Why did the Pilgrims come to America? They were looking for a govt handout
56. What is the head executive of a state government called? The Gov
57. What is the head executive of a city government called? Mayor
58. What holiday was celebrated for the first time by the Americans colonists? Kill the Indians day
59. Who was the main writer of the Declaration of Independence? Tom Hanks
60. When was the Declaration of Independence adopted? a long time ago
61. What is the basic belief of the Declaration of Independence? We free
62. What is the national anthem of the United States? too hard for Christina Aguilera to remember
63. Who wrote the Star-Spangled Banner? Lou Reed
64. Where does freedom of speech come from? your vocal chords
65. What is a minimum voting age in the United States? too young
66. Who signs bills into law? depends
67. What is the highest court in the United States? The Denver Nuggets arena
68. Who was the President during the Civil War? Honest Abe
69. What did the Emancipation Declaration do? Freed the slaves
70. What special group advises the President? Lobbyists
71. Which President is called the "Father of our country"? Steve Garvey
72. What Immigration and Naturalization Service form is used to apply to become a naturalized citizen? This is a discriminatory question and I refuse to answer
73. Who helped the Pilgrims in America? Chief Jay Strongbow
74. What is the name of the ship that brought the Pilgrims to America? The Mayflower van co.
75. What are the 13 original states of the U.S. called? Eastern Biased
76. Name 3 rights of freedom guaranteed by the Bill of Rights. Freedom to say stupid ****, freedom to write stupid ****, freedom to read stupid ****
77. Who has the power to declare the war? LOL I guess the Prez now
78. What kind of government does the United States have? Messed up one
79. Which President freed the slaves? Nixon
80. In what year was the Constitution written? 2008
81. What are the first 10 amendments to the Constitution called? Mistakes
82. Name one purpose of the United Nations? Is this a trick question?
83. Where does Congress meet? usually at strip clubs in DC after hours
84. Whose rights are guaranteed by the Constitution and the Bill of Rights? right to go to strip clubs unless you are Pacman Jones
85. What is the introduction to the Constitution called? A long winded wste of time
86. Name one benefit of being citizen of the United States. NFL football
87. What is the most important right granted to U.S. citizens? Divorce
88. What is the United States Capitol? A cesspool
89. What is the White House? severely misguided currently
90. Where is the White House located? right in the middle of the cesspool
91. What is the name of the President's official home? Chicago
92. Name the right guaranteed by the first amendment. Freedom to google
93. Who is the Commander in Chief of the U.S. military? Hillary
94. Which President was the first Commander in Chief of the U.S. military? GW 1
95. In what month do we vote for the President? November
96. In what month is the new President inaugurated? Jan
97. How many times may a Senator be re-elected? too many
98. How many times may a Congressman be re-elected? too many
99. What are the 2 major political parties in the U.S. today? right and wrong
100. How many states are there in the United States today? 51