[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by GPK

If you spend enough time around OTB's, you will hear some seriously funny sh*t. I heard a line today that is easily top 3 of all time for me. After the Derby, one of the regular Jamaicans (Jamaican's in Roanoke? I know, baffled me too) shows me his $2 win ticket on Animal Kingdom, then proceeds to tell me that he isn't gonna cash it. When I asked him why, his response was "In case he wins the Triple Crown, I will have a $2 win ticket on him for all 3 races and then I can auction them off for a lot more."

You just can't make this sh*t up.

OMG