Hello Lord, It's Me.....
I know we have not spoken in a long time, so I thought today may be a great opportunity to catch up with you. Lets get the obvious out of the way. Yeah, I have sinned, nothing has changed in that department. Please forgive me. Now, on to more pressing matters.
The next time I decide to wager on Horse Racing on sloppy tracks, please do me a favor. Send a bolt of lightning down my way and have it strike close enough to me to wake me up to realize that I can't pick a winner in a 2 horse race on the slop. Then, send down an angel from above to lead me away from the track to someplace else.
Lord, I would like to thank you for the incredible rush I received from playing money to win and place on Prince's Pleasure in the 5th race at KEE today. That horse lead from the gate to the final turn at 46-1 odds to end up 3rd.
Anyway, I'll talk to you down the road. Have a good night.
Curt
(I hope nobody took offense to this, I have a dry sense of humor at times)
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