Ok ladies.......
What would you rather do?
1. Go on a date with Clyde to a Chinese restaurant where he orders a 12 course meal and the date can't end until Clyde is done eating and he's using chop sticks.
OR
2. From your home town, drive to the Kentucky Derby with Drug S. in a station wagon and you're driving and in the back of the wagon are mounds and mounds of old racing forms and books with statistics and Drugs is sitting in the passenger seat spewing statistics the entire way to Kentucky.
OR
3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.
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