In honor of Randy Moss - I am planning a big pep rally speech during the national anthem - where I will implore all nearby horseplayers "Let's go to war! Crackers! Time to cash some fucl<ing bets! Crackers!"
When my meal comes I will flip out on the waitress and say "What is this sh!t? I wouldn't feed this to my dog!"
After my first BC win - I will log on here and post about how I'm not appreciated enough and how some of you don't want to see me do good.
After the card is over - I will come back here and conduct my own press confrence - where I will be asking myself questions and answering them.
I would encourage all others to do the same. We need to support Randy in these tough and uncertain times.
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