Just a quick hello to those denizens of the real smart rooms that continue to fight the good fight... (Mortimer.. this means YOU.. And your dimples... I mean disciples..)

It's been an insane 6 weeks at Saratoga, and I'm happy to report that Hossy and I had the greatest time together imaginab.. Wait.. No we didn't. Three years straight and STILL no Hossy at the Spa...

ANYWAY... Here to report that I will soldier forward and NOT dart Pillow no matter how difficult and petulant he is (), but I will keep a modicum of decorum in headlines, etc... Remember... It's not censorship if I dart it.

Thanks to all for keeping the crackling conversations alive down here as I slaved away at the Barbecue and on the radio. I will review the threads of the last 6 weeks and will award Thebby Boobie Photos to the best work...


Your faithful servant... Keep usurping!