Ralphy..I've been called worse---daily.
I've been roughed up, beat up and stuffed up.
Miffed, kaniffed and stiffed .
Kicked,micked and byked...I mean biced.
You harmless emoties only give me the floaties.
And most appropriateliest of all---maybe.
I'd like you to picture a dank,dark basement with mystical aromas of incense dancing at your nose......and whimsical voices so intense, romancing as you doze...in and out of reality.....jonesing and dieting......imposed by a demon of depression.
That should set the scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C85Li33djDM