hey it's "The Breakfast Club":
Danzig reminds me of the hall monitor, meticulos and well-versed on all of the class rules~a female Brian Ralph Johnson
KYRoses, the annoying teacher's pet, who always turns in her homework on time~Claire Standish
merasmag, Ally Sheedy (Allison Reynolds)
I'm John Bender
Seattle, the oriental guy in "16 Candles", Long Duk Dong

I'm sorry I'm a child of the 80's...and can only relate in those terms.