"Our odd spelling retains words like cough, bough, through and though. This increases illiteracy and crime. Fix it and you fix a host of problems. We want to fix it."
Increases crime??..Imagine this exchange.
Q:So why did you shoot up the McDonald's?
A:Failed a spelling test in 5th grade, and it all went downhill from there.
What is the world coming to?
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