This just in. Several undecided-about-ObamaCare democrat congressmen woke to bloody sheets and a freshly severed horse head in their beds this morning. A suspect White House cabinet member (who shall remained unnamed due to ongoing investigations) was immediately sought out and questioned but denied any knowledge of the incident as he calmly cleaned dried blood from his fingernails with his switchblade. However, he did confess to making them an offer they could not refuse.
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