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Old 02-21-2010, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK
Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.
Great advice Kev. So you want the kid to be a degenerate horse player, gay and unemployed. You are going to make a wonderful role model. Keep up the good work.
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